User blog comment:N7/Modern Warfare 3 at COD:XP/@comment-3469974-20110903003059/@comment-64.228.212.75-20110903031031

You know that MW3 E3 Trailer? The Wall Street one? You know that part where you have to shoot that Havoc with a Predator (Or Reaper, as IW says) Missile? Well that offended me! Why? Because it made fun of the "One In A Million" Achievement/Trophy in Bad Company. When I saw that part, it was like Sledgehammer (they are co-developing the singleplayer) said, "It's the "One In A Million" Achievement/Trophy, but now easier to get, so if DICE made you cry just trying to get that Achievement/Trophy in one of their horrible games (I beg your pardon, motherfucker? *Gets Shot*), well now you can say 'ADIOS!' to that bullshit and keep getting that Achievement/Trophy again and again and AGAIN!" Like Sledgehammer programmed the pilot's AI to be as stupid as a noob in BF2, unlike DICE, which made the AI more aggressive, so it became very fun and tactical and made you feel like gold just to get that trophy. Good times, right? So, let it be known that if you ever play MW3's singleplayer (in fact you shouldn't since Kotaku ruined the ending for us "Makarov dies in hotel at Dubai, war is over, the end!), do not be offended if you happen to notice a loser gesture towards Battlefield such as, oh wait!, I found something else that MW3 made fun of. Can you guess what!? Remember No One Gets Left Behind? That helicopter sequence where you had to take down the two Havocs chasing you? Well here's another MW3 sequence that made fun of it, you go on the minigun and guess what? A HAVOC follows you and you have to shoot it down and it looked terribly easy just like BC2, except there was only one instead of two and there was no epic music to go along with it. SAD!? For now, I give 0.00000/10 to MW3 for rude and unfunny comedy that failed to copy Bad Company's comedy towards other games, which were much funnier, I like the "Snake Eyes' trailer a lot and how Haggard said "snowmobiles are for sissies" or how Sweetwater said that they'll send "special ops douchebags with their pussy-ass heartbeat monitors" and are we thankful we didn't count on a guy with a mohawk (I don't how to type in a link outside the BF Wiki in a comment like this) to stop an EMP from destroying America's electricity and not having to pay anymore electricity bills. RANT OVER!