User:DiCePWNeD





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PTFO
This bit of text will show you how to be a better recon. How to help your squad, how to win matches and best of all, Play-The-F*cking-Objective. This is about PTFO-ing with the recon class. Now I, DiCePWNeD, will give you a step by step tutorial on how to PTFO with the recon class with extra notes in between.
 * Weapons: Now to ptfo firstly you need weapons right? No one goes in to arm rush crates with just a knife so I will show you how to gear up your recon kit to fit into the aggrressive play style.
 * 1) Semi-auto snipers, what you want to do is either unlock the m417 or m39 emr as fast a you can or buy the physical warfare pack that unlocks the sks (it is free). They are beast, they can calmly approach long range targets with ease and out gun assault riles at cq. That is with a bit of skill. slap a holo sight+bipod+supp and let your foes drop like flies.
 * 2) Bolt-actions,now theyre mostly used by the phegs camping at the aircraft carrier achieving 1000m+ headshots (lol). However, their 1 shot kill ability is valuable. Think of the lines near quickscoping and that what is somewhat is. The recommended bolt action rifles for aggressive recon are the m40/sv98, jng and m98b. Stay away from the L96. Attaching a straight pull bolt is compulsory and a sight of your choice will do fine, laser is good for panic hipfiring encounters.
 * 3) Shotguns, Any shotgun thats not auto will do fine with any setup that doesnt have frag rounds.
 * 4) PDWs, Ah PDWs, the weapon that recon and support kits favour most. They are good when auto fire is a must and semis dont do the job (how?). MP7 with extended mags/m5k with ext mags for total cq destuction, ump supp. for stealth, pdw+ ext mags for a more longer range approach (however its still beast in cq).
 * Gadgets
 * 1) Radio beacon, the pinacle of aggressive recon ptfo. They can turn tides of any battle, they can win conqu...(will add moar stuff here)Xero_fax_gievan.jpg

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Please Note:
Iam helpful, friendly and somewhat annoying. I am happy to help any wikia newb/noob. I can be a bit of a tard sometimes and am somewhat impatient. I like to keep things civilized and if i ever argue with any of you (which i hope will not happen) i take it civilized not dropping f-bombs and ranting on everything.

I recheck most my comments/edits so they are readable and have not grammar mistakes/etc. but i will also have bad spelling/grammar sometimes when im writing something in a hurry.

I currently study Japanese/日本語 so i can speak a bit of Japanese (mostly ひらがな). I dont expect you guys saying everything in jap though.

ASS SALT
M416: IS A BEAST, NUFF' SAID..

G3A3:WILL DROP ANYMIES LIEK FLIEZ

PHAM-ASS: STILL SPRAYZ BULLETS AND DEOS TEH JOB

CLASS WITH WALL-E
G36C: BASICALLY THE ONLY WEAPON I USE WITH HIM

SUPPORT
PKP PECH-EN-EGG: A G3A3 WITH A BELT

C4: BLOW STUFF UP LIEK BURGERPAUL

GAYMORES: CAMPING @ M-COMS

MG36: AWESOME. THEY KILLED MY BABY

M27/L86: THEY ARE BASICALLY THE SAME. GOOD ASSAULT STYLE GAMEPLAY

M249/M240B: THE LMG VERSION OF THE PHAM-ASS

THE CLASS THAT NOT MANY PPL PTFO WITH
SKS: IF YOU FIND ME IN THE TOP 5, THAT MEANS I'M USING IT

SKS: ITS A BAUSS

SKS: AWESOME

M417: AWESOMENESS DOESN'T NEED A DESCRIPTION

M417: AWESOMENESS DOESN'T NEED A DESCRIPTION

M417: AWESOMENESS DOESN'T NEED A DESCRIPTION

M417: AWESOMENESS DOESN'T NEED A DESCRIPTION

SKS: AWESOME

SKS: AWESOME

SKS: AWESOME

M417: SPEECHLESS (AWESOME)

L96 (USEDTO): MLGZ QUICKSCOPE 1080p 360. IT IS THE SLOWEST BOLT-ACTION IMO HORRIBLE

SOFLAM: MAKES PPL POOP IR SMOKE, FLARES AND ECM

MAV: I ACTUALLY SPOT WITH IT,NOT: ROADKILL/GLITCH/SPAWNCAMP/ELEVATOR

M40A5: AGRESSIVE RECONAISSANCE

SKS: AWESOME

SKS: AWESOME

SKS: AWESOME

SKS: AWESOME

SKS: AWESOME

SKS: AWESOME

M417: AWESOMENESS DOESN'T NEED A DESCRIPTION

SKS: AWESOME

SKS: AWESOME

SKS: AWESOME

M417: AWESOMENESS DOESN'T NEED A DESCRIPTION

M417: AWESOMENESS DOESN'T NEED A DESCRIPTION

M417: AWESOMENESS DOESN'T NEED A DESCRIPTION

M417: AWESOMENESS DOESN'T NEED A DESCRIPTION

M417: AWESOMENESS DOESN'T NEED A DESCRIPTION

PDW'S
MP7: THE BEST BECUZ ITS OP

PDW-R: IT PERFORMS LIEK A CARBINE

P90: ALSO SOMEWHAT OP

UMP: LIEK A MINI G3A3 AND OP

MP5K NOT M5K (AHEM...DICE): MINI AEK

SHOTTIEGUNS
SPAS-12/870 MCS: Y U NO REVIVE SHOTGUN SNIPER DICE??

SEGA-12: SLUGS=BEAST

MK3A1: THE ONLY AUTO SHOTGUN THAT KILLS NOW (USAS SUCKS SHITE)

PISS-TOLLS
1911: MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE IN ANY GAME

44: BAUSS

44 SCOPED: SNIPING BAUSS

M93R: STILL GOOD WASNT NERFED TO BADLY

G18 SUPP: ON PAPER IT SHOULD HAVE MP7 LIKE STATS AND LMG LIKE SPREAD. IN GAME IT WORKS

Land
BUGGY: JIHAD JEEPS

QUAD: Allahu Akbar!!11!! الله أكبر JIHAD QUADS 4 EVRY TANK. This is the best vehicle in all of AK IMO.

FUNVEE: CAMPING IN THE .50 CAL. They also serve as horrible jihad jeep replacments.

LAVS: DONT ASK

MBTS: Infantry offence will use coxial lmg/proxy/thermal. Anti-Armor will be guided/reactive/zoom.

Tank Destroyers: A LAV with a tank cannon, seems legit. Zoom optics+tow+autoloader=bauss (so far)

Mobile Arty: Harder to use on consoles.

Air
ATTACK CHOPPA: Rarely pilot because it takes 100 rockets to disable a tank. Gunner is a beast. Gunner loadout is thermal with autoloader/maintenance plus guided because TV missile is horrible on PS3.

JETS: I WAS 'FORCED' TO BUY AIR SHORTCUT BECAUSE OF THIS. I fly for about a hour collecting only 1 kill.

GUNSHIP OP/UP: It will last from 5 mins to 30 seconds. If you are capping a flag and your team DOESN'T have the gunship, you could be screwed because i find ppl flag camping with it. It is also UP because of the Mobile AA. On rush it is way to OP.

Sea (wait what?)
BOAT: Spawn trap the US on GoO. Thats about it

Sum fax about meh:
Moar seizure attracting photoshop work This is batterlogz
 * No one has noticed that I put Phil in from Bndg Fairies as my avatar, so far so good. Wait, why is this here?
 * I am Asian
 * I can use Paint/Photoshop/Illustrator/Image Editing Software/etc.
 * My first Battlefield was in fact ......(drum roll)...... Battlefield Heroes.(yes a pay2win game, get over it already)
 * My internet is horrible
 * Burger-paul is epic
 * When I speak on the internet, I usually use English, 1337 and Chan / Wen I 5p33k on teh interwebz,i use Engrish, l3377zz and Chan
 * Im probably listening to dubstep/drumstep/brostep/etcstep
 * M417: AWESOMENESS DOESN'T NEED A DESCRIPTION
 * SKS: AWESOME

PSN ID:moistie

Battlelog Account:DIC3PWN3D

