User blog comment:MerchantofDeath/Take the red pill Red Pill...../@comment-4824980-20100527015032

Latin America...Panama just remained calm. We had a deal with teh U.S.


 * U.S: "We get the canal, and we help you get independent from Colombia"
 * Panama: "Yea, sure thing bud. Here, have it for a hundred years (true fact). We cool now."
 * Colombia: "OMGWTF Z0MG US YOU EP1CX N00bS OMGGGGGG"