User blog:Zephalian/One day in Karkand: Fanfiction BF3

"Alrighty Folks, back to Karkand!, back to Karkand!, repeat back to Karkand!" yelled a marine sgt

"As you all know we return to Karkand after the battle with the MECs back in 05, heck back then the whole dang city was painted camo-ish and you couldn't see properly. However due to the amounts of Russian activity those, dang Russkies have taken Karkand and i want you 300 men to take it back, uhh no sh*t, any questions? said the General in charge on the Assault on Karkand.

"Cough cough, achooo! grenadespamandstupidclaymores, nothing!" said a Marine

TWO DAYS LATER: US Base in Sharqi - Training Ground

The Battlefield 2 menu song was blaring out loud"

"You probably may be wondering why you idiots are going through another training ground, well Karkand Combat is different to that Operation Corridor crap you've been through for the last few months and certainly more action packed then that Caspian Border Jet joyride bomb spam, you air force "one"nabes have been through. So i have invited a very good veteran friend from Karkand - THE OWNER OF THE KARKAND HOTELS!

"Hello my friends!, i have to come to show you some good strategies for Karkand, first you will need the FRAG Specilizations and preferably the Support or Assault class and Tanks (Armor Whores), and or if you are feeling chicken cause of those pesky Russkies and us PLR i mean errrr Hotel Owners the Sniper where you will have an anti personnel mine.

" Each person should start throwing grenades into a Hotel and then plant a ring of Claymores around thebuildings, remember throw 50 grenades into the Hotel Control Point because it's preferred over an RPG or SMAW (SRAW) AND one last important thing i have to tell you: Remember ENEMY BOAT SPOTTED!"

"If the Hotels don't get destroyed then we give you the CLAY-MORE!! Suite at the cost of one tank and one frag grenade"

1 WEEK LATER - KARKAND

"Why the hell are we stopping for?" said a Marine

"I don't know Montes" said another Marine

"You ever--" said Dave

"Look Dave, i know you love the Fault Line but we are in Karkand the worst place to be in." said Black who narrowly survives the earthquake

ONE MARINE THEN WENT RUNNING AND HE GOT BLOWN UP BY A FRAG GRENADE THEN A MARINE CLIMBS UP A LADDER AND GETS BLOWN BY A CLAYMORE MINE.

Then thE HOTEL Control Point went collapsing and on the other side a Russian Soldier Yelled" GRANATA GRANATA GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANATA!

the end.

FIN