Crossing Over/Transcript

Opening Cutscene
The scene starts off with the HMMWV the squad are driving on.

George Gordon Haggard Jr.: You lost 'em you imbecile!

Terrence Sweetwater: I know what I'm doing! This is a shortcut!

Haggard: "You know what you're doing! You know what you're doing!" If I had a penny for everytime you said that, I wouldn't be needing this gold!

The squad reaches a point overlooking at a border checkpoint.

Preston Marlowe: Those are the trucks.

Sweetwater: I told you it was a shortcut.

Samuel Redford: They're crossing the border now. Can't follow them anymore. Where did Haggard go?

Haggard runs off to the checkpoint while randomly firing his shotgun in the air, at that point invading a neutral country called Serdaristan.

Haggard: There's gold in them thar hills!

Redford: Shit that's a neutral zone! Haggard, fall back!

The checkpoint alarm is now playing, alerting all the guards there.

Sweetwater: He can't hear you Sarge. If he could he wouldn't listen.

Redford: I hate to say this, but we have to go and get him out.

Sweetwater: Do really have to go get him back, I mean have to?

Redford looks blankly at Sweetwater.

Redford: Move out!

Saving Private Haggard
''The three remaining members fight their way through the checkpoint as the trucks are leaving. After clearing out all enemies, they find Haggard near a smoke signal. A cinematic cutscene is then played.''

Marlowe: So, Haggard had pretty much singlehandedly invaded a neutral country. Not the best move...

Redford: Is this your idea of "fun" Haggard?

Haggard: Well, yeah.

Redford: May I ask you why?

Haggard: The gold! You see it? I mean Sweetwater could never swallow a piece that big!

Redford: Just shut it Hags! Give me one good reason that I should not send your ass to jail?

Haggard: Well 'cause you love me Sarge. You know, in the plutionic way.

Mike-One Juliet: Bravo One Charlie, this is Mike-One Juliet, over.

Redford: Mike-One Juliet, this is Bravo One Charlie, over.

Mike-One Juliet: I hope you have a very good explanation for this Sergeant, over.

Redford eyes Haggard as the reason.

Redford: It was my call. We had to, you know. Retaliate a hostile, you know, a threat, over.

Mike-One Juliet: Just get yourself back to base, over!

Redford: That's fine with me! I was planning on going fishing anyway, over.

Mike-One Juliet: You're facing court martial! I don't think you're gonna go anywhere for at least 9 to 12 months, out!

Redford: Shit!

Haggard: That was bad, wasn't it? That was bad.

Sweetwater: Oh it's bad Hags. It's about as bad as anything we've ever done. What ever you done is as bad as that.

Haggard: Not like Kris Kristofferson's third album?

Sweetwater: Oh bad worse, worse!

Haggard: No way!

Redford: Let me think! Let me think!

Marlowe: So? Where's that leave us?

Redford: We're here, ain't we?

Sweetwater: What?

Redford: Where those trucks go?

Sweetwater: Oh no no! Sarge, you can't be serious?

Haggard: What? You wanna go after the gold?

Redford: I'll never get any medal from the army, now will I?

Haggard: You guys coming or what?

Sweetwater: I'm not sure that this is happening for the right reasons.

Haggard: Gold, Sweets! 24 karats! What kind of motivation do you need?

Sweetwater: What do you think Preston?

Marlowe: Hell, I guess I could use a couple of millions same as everybody else.

Sweetwater: Uhhh! Guys wait up!

Cover Your Tracks
Haggard: I think the trucks went up that way! I'm gonna catch up with them.

Sweetwater: Sarge! Haggard's running away again.

Redford: Shit! Look at that.

Sweetwater: I know, he runs like a girl.

Redford: No I'm talking about something else! I bet we jsut got broadcasted live to every soldier in this godforsaken country. But if we blow the antennas, you can't expect what you can't see.

Haggard: And we get the US Army off our tracks.

[To Be Completed]