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Humorous IMFDB quotes about Battlefield
"The Russian soldier was about to discover that closing his eyes would not in fact make the scary man go away."

- IMFDB about Bad Company's player aiming at a Russian soldier who apparently had his eyes closed "Preston Marlowe was transferred to Bad Company due to his inability to master the concept of a door."

- about having blown up a wall directly next to an open door "Preston prepares to attack an AT-14 launcher with his happy grenade."

- about the smiley face on the "HG-2" grenade "Pictured: the automatic extractor in action. Not pictured: Antigravity field generator."

- about the mid-air casings ejected from the MP412 REX in BF3 "Vladimir uses his MP-443 as Bane, err one of Solomon's men, demonstrates how not to steal a car stereo."

- about Kiril having driven through an enemy who ends up in a familiar position through the windshield "Dmitri Mayakovsky holds his MP-443 on Blackburn as he tries to blame everything on a fire extinguisher."

- about Dima berating the actions of "this piece of shit right there" while staring elsewhere than Kaffarov "The 20-round magazine for the MP7A1 frequently glitches and fails to appear during the campaign; here in "The Great Destroyer" Blackburn reloads one with a large flash suppressor, IRNV scope and laser pointer... whereas earlier he just told his vanilla one to imagine it was full of bullets that were this big."

- issues that make it seem like you're making some kind of gesture at the magwell with your empty hand "Blackburn holds an AK-74M equipped with a PSO-1 scope during "Operation Swordbreaker." Weapons on the ground do not show their attachments or have text signifying what they have attached, meaning occasionally picking up a boring-looking vanilla weapon will result in the player character producing Excalibur as here."

- IMFDB ""MG36" on the customization menu. Note the 12x sniper scope attached, in case you feel the need to give suppressive fire from 1000+ meters."

- about an attachment that isn't really intuitive to the light machine gun role "Dmitri Mayakovsky discovers a QJY-88 with the rare and for some reason unpopular linoleum-plated finish."

- about finding a Type 88 LMG with a non-textured (whitish) third-person model "As usual for an FPS protagonist, Blackburn is of the "pick a random notch and use it like a regular iron sight" school of leaf sight use."

- about using the leaf sight of the M320 grenade launcher as if it were a conventional iron sight "The player ponders the idea of putting AT mines inside a tire and rolling them toward a tank."

- about standing in front of a pile of tires and holding the similarly shaped M15 AT Mine

List of all portable weapons in the series
''Note: weapons exclusive to Battlefield Heroes aren't included. Additionally, weapons highlighted in green are variants that are already part of other weapon pages. In the cases where two variants are rather too close to each other (such as RPK-74 and RPK-74M), I will not be mentioning both variants''

Medium MGs / GPMGs / Heavy MGs (16)
(The ones highlighted in orange are general-purpose machine guns; note that these include the M60E4 and M60-ULT. As for the ones highlighted in aqua, they are heavy machine guns.)

Designated Marksman Rifles (8)
(For clarification: while the original SKS is Soviet, the model used in-game is a Yugoslavian variant)

Semi-Auto & Full-Auto Sniper Rifles (21)
(The ones highlighted in aqua are anti-materiel rifles)

Bolt-Action & Lever-Action Rifles (38)
(Likewise, the ones highlighted in aqua are anti-materiel rifles. The SRR-61 sometimes works in that role, but its round is less powerful than the others, and it is mainly used as an anti-personnel rifle, so I prefer not to include it.)

Special / other gadgets used as standalone weapons (29)
(To continue from before, the weapon highlighted in aqua is an anti-materiel rifle.)

Underbarrel Weapons (16)
Among these, the M26 MASS, M320, and 40mm 3GL are the only ones that can be used as standalone weapons.

List of all calibers for portable weapons in the series
(The ones highlighted in green are fictional)