User blog comment:Smuff/Battlefield 3's campaign to be "six hours of awesome"?/@comment-76.25.119.214-20110901135429/@comment-64.228.215.112-20110903224118

Beautiful set-piece discussion:

Montez: Yo Dave, look at Black!

Dave: So!?

Montez: He's looking at a palm tree instead of going on the technical.

Dave: So does that mean I can go on it?

Montez: No, you suck with HMGs.

Dave: Okay, YO BLACK!

Black: The fuck you want!?

Montez: Stack up on the fucking technical, motherfucker!

Dave: Don't be harsh, Montez, he'll burst in anger.

Black: Why don't you go on it? So you can look at the palm tree!?

Montez: No, I want to look at the guys you're killing!

Dave: But Montez, there's no one here!

Montez: SHUTUP! Black just go on the goddamn PKM for fuck sakes!

Black: Nah! Let's just look at those palm trees and then find the missing squad.

Montez: FINE! SUIT YOUR FUCKING SELF! I'LL GO ON THE PKM!

Black: You fucking kidding me? You're going with us!

Dave: If you can't beat them, join them Montez.

Montez: FINE!

They all look at palm trees and leave. THE END! Names courtesy of the transcript from the Battlefield 3: Fault Line Gameplay Trailer Page.