User blog:Dan67/Battlefield 3 Comic: "Vodnik over"

Russian Trooper: "Nyet, Stupid Piece of Junk it can't turn right"

Russian Engineer: "What's wrong with the Vodnik Commander?"

Russian Trooper: "Nothing it's just the steering on it is a bit too stiff and i can't get the repair crew to help me out"

Russian Engineer: "Wasn't that the repair crew you accidentaly lost in the Battle of Tehran Highway"

Russian Trooper: "Nyet! i think...Aww **** yeah that could'ev been them why you ask Corporal?"

Russian Engineer: "I don't know commander, I don't know why but i think they had our stick shift a few days ago"

Russian Trooper: [walks up to engineer and Pimp slaps him for being stupid] "why didn't you stop them you idoit!"

Russian Engineer: "i was watching my little pony and it was a Season final before the next one comes out in Fall"

Russian Sniper: "My little pony sucks"

Russian Engineer: "Go **** a Tree sniper"

Russian Sniper: "How about you Weld yourself a metal Fluttershy for you to **** all day"

Russian Trooper: "ENOUGH!!, both of you grow up already this is very serious here comrades"

Russian Sniper: "yeah like the engineer's mom on Black Friday"

Russian Engineer: "Hey Black friday had a discount on AN-94 attachments and Frag rounds were 60% off!"

Russian Trooper: Aww shut up already you two---

Russian Comm-link: "Donkey Squad come in Over"

Russian Squad: "Da, what's the situation over"

Russian Comm-link: "Multiple US Armor has landed on shore, Squads Firefly and Roadkill are delayed so you need to hold them off until we can provide you with some heavy firepower over"

Russian Trooper: "Da, you hear that Mother russia wants us to stop the americans"

Russian Sniper: "Your Mom i thought we we're fighting for russia"

Russian Trooper: [dead awkward silence] By mom i mean our nation comrade"

Russian Sniper: "I know that i was being a smartass with you Commander lighten up alreadly"

Russian Engineer: "Can i kill sniper Commander?"

Russian Trooper: "Nyet, Corporal he may be a trouble maker but he provides us with good intel"

Will Donkey Squad Stop the US invasion on Norshar canals in time, find out later on part 2 "Them tanks"