User blog:Zealot Guy/BFBC2 personal law.

I have a set of rules I play by. I also expect my squadmates to respect these rules, but I'm often disappointed.

Rules

 * 1) The usage of the magnum ammo spec is prohibited. You must learn to play without it, as you will gain the advantage with more useful specs.
 * 2) C4ing M-Coms with the intention of destroying them is prohibited. It's unfair to the defending team. Plant the bomb and do it right.
 * 3) Rocket Launchers are NOT primary weapons. They are for bunker busting and anti-tank usage. Overuse of rocket launchers against personal is unfair to the opposing team.
 * 4) Teamwork is essential. It gives the enemy someone else to shoot at besides you. Lone Wolfs need not apply.
 * 5) Stay close, but not that close. If we get attacked and you're conjoined to my ass, we'll both die. 5 meter spread.
 * 6) Never draw fire. It annoys the hell out of everyone around you. Learn the concept of covert infiltration, it will lead you to victory.
 * 7) You will be expected to sacrifice yourself for the greater good. If all goes well, you will be revived.
 * 8) Do not waste tickets. I, Zealot_Guy, am a well experienced medic. Always expect to be revived. I'll never leave you if I can help it. If you complain about being revived, tough shit. You are not wasting tickets. If you need ammo, ask the Assault.
 * 9) Do not bitch & moan. No one wants to hear you complain about the sniper that shot you in the face from 500 feet away for the 19th time. If you had any damned brains you would have stopped exposing yourself after the 2nd time!
 * 10) Shut up and listen. Conversations in-game should be kept on the topic of what is going on in the game. Distractions are the leading cause of death, so pay attention.
 * 11) That said, you do not need to update the squad about every little thing you do. Tell us about important shit, like "I need ammo," "I'm attacking Bravo," and "Hey, I just got shot in the face and need some serious band-aids."
 * 12) I like to win, and I will expect you to try your best to win, too. Push when there's an opening, hold fast when there is not. Do not camp hoping for kills; defend hoping to keep the objective safe.
 * 13) Help everyone around you. If you're an assault, supply ammo to your team. If your team mates are chasing you, there's a chance they want ammo. Do not give them a single crate. Keep feeding them until they're full. Engineers will be expected to repair all friendly vehicles. If you don't know if it need to be repaired, find out. Medics are to heal any injured team mate, end of discussion. Recons, use the Motion Sensors. I mean, it's free points.
 * 14) I should not have to tell you to give ammo/repair/heal/toss motion sensor. In fact, no one should have to tell you; just do it.
 * 15) Ride your armor until it's dead. The only thing worse than an enemy in a tank is an enemy in your own teams' tank. Do not bail on your armor behind enemy lines or they will steal it, repair it, and pound you into the ground with it.
 * 16) Do not fly the blackhawk unless you are planning on flying. If you're going to bail out for the sake of personal transport, you are a moron. Get in the jump-seat and wait for a real pilot.