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THIS PAGE CONTAINS A HIGH AMOUNT OF STUPIDITY, CAPS RAGE, WURDS, ECCHI/HENTAI, ETC.

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! READING THIS PROFILE PAGE REQUIRES SOMEWHAT OF A HIGH IQ

TIPZ OF TEH DAY
Herp Derp

ASS-SALT
M416: IS A BEAST, NUFF' SAID..

G3A3:WILL DROP ANYMIES LIEK FLIEZ

PHAM-ASS: STILL SPRAYZ BULLETS AND DEOS TEH JOB

CLASS WITH WALL-E
G36C: BASICALLY THE ONLY WEAPON I USE WITH HIM

Mr. SPRAY
PKP PECH-EN-EGG: A G3A3 WITH A BELT

C4: BLOW STUFF UP LIEK BURGERPAUL

GAYMORES: CAMPING @ M-COMS

MG36: AWESOME. THEY KILLED MY BABY

M27/L86: THEY ARE BASICALLY THE SAME. GOOD ASSAULT STYLE GAMEPLAY

M249/M240B: THE LMG VERSION OF THE PHAM-ASS

THE CLASS THAT EVERYONE PTFO WITH
SKS: IF YOU FIND ME IN THE TOP 5, THAT MEANS I'M USING IT

SKS: ITS A BAUSS

SKS: AWESOME

M417: AWESOMENESS DOESN'T NEED A DESCRIPTION

M417: AWESOMENESS DOESN'T NEED A DESCRIPTION

M417: AWESOMENESS DOESN'T NEED A DESCRIPTION

M417: AWESOMENESS DOESN'T NEED A DESCRIPTION

SKS: AWESOME

SKS: AWESOME

SKS: AWESOME

M417: SPEECHLESS (AWESOME)

L96 (USEDTO): MLGZ QUICKSCOPE 1080p 360. IT IS THE SLOWEST BOLT-ACTION IMO HORRIBLE. I STILL USE IT

SOFLAM: MAKES PPL POOP IR SMOKE, FLARES AND ECM

MAV: BEST VEHICLE EVAH, OUT GUNS THE GUNSHIP

MAV: I ACTUALLY SPOT WITH IT,NOT: ROADKILL/GLITCH/SPAWNCAMP/ELEVATOR

M40A5: AGRESSIVE RECONAISSANCE

SKS: AWESOME

SKS: AWESOME

SKS: AWESOME

SKS: AWESOME

SKS: AWESOME

SKS: AWESOME

M417: AWESOMENESS DOESN'T NEED A DESCRIPTION

SKS: AWESOME

SKS: AWESOME

SKS: AWESOME

M417: AWESOMENESS DOESN'T NEED A DESCRIPTION

M417: AWESOMENESS DOESN'T NEED A DESCRIPTION

M417: AWESOMENESS DOESN'T NEED A DESCRIPTION

M417: AWESOMENESS DOESN'T NEED A DESCRIPTION

M417: AWESOMENESS DOESN'T NEED A DESCRIPTION

PDW'S
MP7: THE BEST BECUZ ITS OP

PDW-R: IT PERFORMS LIEK A CARBINE

P90: ALSO SOMEWHAT OP

UMP: LIEK A MINI G3A3 AND OP

MP5K NOT M5K (AHEM...DICE): MINI AEK

SHOTTIEGUNS
SPAS-12/870 MCS: Y U NO REVIVE SHOTGUN SNIPER DICE??

SEGA-12: SLUGS=BEAST

MK3A1: THE ONLY AUTO SHOTGUN THAT KILLS NOW (USAS SUCKS SHITE)

PISS-TOLLS
1911: MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE IN ANY GAME

44: BAUSS

44 SCOPED: SNIPING BAUSS

M93R: STILL GOOD WASNT NERFED TO BADLY

G18 SUPP: ON PAPER IT SHOULD HAVE MP7 LIKE STATS AND LMG LIKE SPREAD. IN GAME IT WORKS

Land
BUGGY: JIHAD JEEPS

QUAD: Allahu Akbar!!11!! الله أكبر JIHAD QUADS 4 EVRY TANK. This is the best vehicle in all of AK.

FUNVEE: CAMPING IN THE .50 CAL. They also serve as horrible jihad jeep replacments.

LAVS: DONT ASK

MBTS: Infantry offence will use coxial lmg/proxy/thermal. Anti-Armor will be guided/reactive/zoom.

Tank Destroyers: A LAV with a tank cannon, seems legit. Zoom optics+tow+autoloader=bauss

Mobile Arty: Harder to use on consoles. Rarely use.

Air
ATTACK CHOPPA: Rarely pilot because it takes 100 rockets to disable a tank. Gunner is a beast. Pilot loudout is Stealth-ECM-Heat Seekers. Gunner loadout is thermal with autoloader/maintenance plus guided because TV missile is horrible on PS3.

JETS: I WAS 'FORCED' TO BUY AIR SHORTCUT BECAUSE OF THIS. I fly for about a hour collecting only 1 kill.

GUNSHIP OP/UP: It will last from 5 mins to 30 seconds. If you are capping a flag and your team DOESN'T have the gunship, you could be screwed because i find ppl flag camping with it. It is also UP because of the Mobile AA.

Sea (wait what?)
BOAT: Spawn trap the US on GoO. Thats about it

Sum fax about meh:

 * I am a very good image artist thingy on this wiki, please feel free to see many of the stupid stuff I have created
 * My first Battlefield was ......*drum roll*...... Battlefield Heroes. (yes a pay2win game, get over it already)
 * Burger-paul is epic D:
 * I like using fancy guns like the DEagle, when you pull it out it goes like woaoao flippity-floop waoaoa.
 * When I speak wurds, you should too :D
 * The dubstep I am listening to sounds like cats on auto-tune :D
 * M417: AWESOMENESS DOESN'T NEED A DESCRIPTION
 * SKS: AWESOME
 * High school girls! High school girls! One, two, three, high school girls! High school girls! High school girls! All for me, high school girls!

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