User blog:UberGamer/BC2 FTW Episode 1: The Death of Bobby Sanford

Location:Atacama Desert, US Base

Time:1300 Zulu Time

Cpl. Larson:...so, as I was saying.. I know this one chick named Kaylynn back in the States, and she can-

Sanford: Hey guys, mount up. We're starting the assault.

Sgt."Steve" Wilson:(mockingly)"hey guys, we're mounting the assault"... do you have to tell us EVERYTHING?! Besides, who told you?!

Sanford:(pointing to large Marine convoy passing by) Those guys.

(Sanford walks away)

Steve: Damnit, why is he always right?

CONVOY

(still in progress. DO NOT COMMENT... yet.)