Changes: Battlefield: Bad Company 2 FRAGS PSA

Revision as of 19:47, 31 August 2011

The Battlefield: Bad Company 2 FRAGS Public Service Announcement (Friends Really Against Grenade Spam) starring CC Sabathia, a professional baseball pitcher with the New York Yankees of Major League Baseball. The PSA is a spoof of the controversial Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 PSA "FAGS" (Fight Against Grenade Spam) that featured Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels.

Description

"Grenade spam affects more than 2,000,000 people worldwide every day. This very special public service message from star pitcher CC Sabathia, with the help of the caring scientists of DICE and Battlefield Bad Company 2, reveals the miracle cure."

Equipment


Private Terrence Sweetwater, 222nd Army Battalion, United States Army
Gadget(s)	Hand Grenade


CC Sabathia, New York Yankees
Light vehicle(s)	HMMWV
Helicopter(s)	Apache

Transcript

Sabathia exits Humvee Sabathia: Hi, I'm CC Sabathia, star pitcher for a well known baseball team based in the New York metropolitan area, and I'm here to talk to you about an important problem affecting all of us - random grenades.

Explosion

Sabathia turns towards Sweetwater, who is throwing hand grenades

Sabathia: Sweetwater, what are you doing?

Sweetwater: Ooh, uh, hi CC. I figured if I chucked enough of these here hand bombs, I'm bound to get a kill or two.

Sabathia: I hate to break it to you man, but in Battlefield: Bad Company 2, grenade spam isn't gonna prove quite as effective as in competing games of this particular genre. Not with destructible buildings, adrenaline-pumping weapons, and more vehicles than you can count.

Sweetwater turns towards camera, cutting off Sabathia.

Sweetwater: Hi, I'm Private Terrence Sweetwater of the 222nd Army Battalion, and I'm here to talk about random baseball pitchers who talk to you about random grenades.

Sabathia turns away in disgust/annoyance.

Sweetwater: Now let's not forget that these baseball pitchers have to work sometimes up to one day a week, thowing a little ball so hard that they get a twinge in their shoulder, and then they have to let people carry their bags for them, and let's not forget the horrible massages they have to endure, with tiny little ladies walking on their backs. But you can help. For the price of just a cup of coffee a day-.

Sabathia cuts off Sweetwater by flying over railings in an AH-64 Apache.

Sweetwater: Aww shit, where did you get that?

Sabathia fires rockets at Sweetwater, destroying the Humvee.

Sabathia: So remember everybody, keep away from random grenades, and stay safe, the CC way.

Sabathia flies off in Apache.

Screen fades to text saying "Brought to you by: Friends Really Against Grenade Spam".

Music starts playing, signalling end of trailer

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-|rate = Mature 17+|video = <center>[[Video:Battlefield Bad Company 2 PSA|290px]]</center>}}The '''''Battlefield: Bad Company 2'' FRAGS Public Service Announcement''' ('''F'''riends '''R'''eally '''A'''gainst '''G'''renade '''S'''pam) starring CC Sabathia, a professional baseball pitcher with the New York Yankees of Major League Baseball. The PSA is a spoof of the ''Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2'' PSA FAGs ('''F'''ight '''A'''gainst '''G'''renade '''S'''pam) that featured Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels.
+|rate = Mature 17+|video = <center>[[Video:Battlefield Bad Company 2 PSA|290px]]</center>}}The '''''Battlefield: Bad Company 2'' FRAGS Public Service Announcement''' ('''F'''riends '''R'''eally '''A'''gainst '''G'''renade '''S'''pam) starring CC Sabathia, a professional baseball pitcher with the New York Yankees of Major League Baseball. The PSA is a spoof of the controversial ''Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2'' PSA "FAGS" ('''F'''ight '''A'''gainst '''G'''renade '''S'''pam) that featured Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels.
 ==Description==
 ''"Grenade spam affects more than 2,000,000 people worldwide every day. This very special public service message from star pitcher CC Sabathia, with the help of the caring scientists of DICE and Battlefield Bad Company 2, reveals the miracle cure."''
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 ==Transcript==
+''Sabathia exits Humvee''
--To be completed-
+'''Sabathia:''' Hi, I'm CC Sabathia, star pitcher for a well known baseball team based in the New York metropolitan area, and I'm here to talk to you about an important problem affecting all of us - random grenades.
+''Explosion''
+''Sabathia turns towards Sweetwater, who is throwing hand grenades''
+'''Sabathia:''' Sweetwater, what are you doing?
+'''Sweetwater:''' Ooh, uh, hi CC. I figured if I chucked enough of these here hand bombs, I'm bound to get a kill or two.
+'''Sabathia:''' I hate to break it to you man, but in ''Battlefield: Bad Company 2'', grenade spam isn't gonna prove quite as effective as in competing games of this particular genre. Not with destructible buildings, adrenaline-pumping weapons, and more vehicles than you can count.
+''Sweetwater turns towards camera, cutting off Sabathia.''
+'''Sweetwater:''' Hi, I'm Private Terrence Sweetwater of the 222nd Army Battalion, and I'm here to talk about random baseball pitchers who talk to you about random grenades.
+''Sabathia turns away in disgust/annoyance.''
+'''Sweetwater:''' Now let's not forget that these baseball pitchers have to work sometimes up to one day a week, thowing a little ball so hard that they get a twinge in their shoulder, and then they have to let people carry their bags for them, and let's not forget the horrible massages they have to endure, with tiny little ladies walking on their backs. But you can help. For the price of just a cup of coffee a day-.
+''Sabathia cuts off Sweetwater by flying over railings in an AH-64 Apache.''
+'''Sweetwater:''' Aww shit, where did you get that?
+''Sabathia fires rockets at Sweetwater, destroying the Humvee.''
+'''Sabathia:''' So remember everybody, keep away from random grenades, and stay safe, the CC way.
+''Sabathia flies off in Apache.''
+''Screen fades to text saying "Brought to you by: Friends Really Against Grenade Spam".''
+''Music starts playing, signalling end of trailer''
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